My soul is doing that whole growing deep like rivers thing. it’s kinda nice really.
Velocity = displacement over time
The Place where you are and the Place where you want to go are not different. They are graphs of the same function singing, each to each,
like Robins in the heat of Spring.
- Ralph B. Free
Posted September 7, 2009 at 3:03am
Everyone does what the voices in their head tell them to do. And that’s sad. And that’s the story.
— Ralph B. Free
Posted September 2, 2009 at 12:30am
I knew about the waterboarding, not specifically in any one particular case, but as a general policy that we had approved. The fact of the matter is the Justice Department reviewed all those allegations several years ago.
— Dick (they don’t call him Dick for no reason) Cheney
Posted August 31, 2009 at 10:49am
When he seeks oppurtunity, he is told to lift himself by his own bootstraps, advice that does not take into account that he is barefoot”MLK
Posted August 27, 2009 at 1:52am
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Orange Was The Color Of Her Dress, Then Blue Silk by Ralph B. Free.
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Posted August 24, 2009 at 9:59pm
The Book of Nigga-Lations
- Me: Can u please tell me why in the name of all that is good plaxico buress is seeing a prison consultant before he goes to jail? And most importantly what happes to his niggerdom consultant in all of this? Does he retire and sign with Minnesota?
- Michael: I'll answer your questions, but only if you answer mine first... Why did two 40+ year old black men get into a fight--with one of the reaching into the recycling bin to get a glass bottle--in front of a bunch of little kids riding tricycles up the street from my building???
- Me: Lemme guess, because we is?
- Michael: As for your ?s, he's seeing a consultant to ensure that his pilgrimmage back to the Mecca of niggerdom will be optimally injurious (and yet fulfilling). Maybe there are some prisons that face east?
- Me: I think Im crying a lil on the inside.
- Michael: I wrote an email narrative on the subway this weekend I want to share with you. There are just times I really don't know what to do man... I really get depressed sometimes with niggerdom man. So little has changed in the last 150 years it seems, we can text and blog our self hatred, but we haven't been able to do much about it.
Posted August 24, 2009 at 8:11pm
I find that the most effective form of birth control is pointing out how she made your sandwich wrong. Also, good end of life choice.
Posted August 21, 2009 at 1:07am
Niggerdom Chapter Three Verse Five
Dear Niggerdom, Thank you for remiding me you aremore contagious than the swine flu—especially now that I just found out Michael Vick’s brother, Marcus, is now going to jail.
http://hamptonroads.com/2009/08/marcus-vick-gets-20-days-violating-probation-norfolk
The CDC needs to work on a vaccine for niggerdom ASAP. I propose it comes in the form of a book that people read.
Yah I said it… a fucking book!
Posted August 20, 2009 at 8:05pm
Nigga-shank Redemption
- me: plax is going to jail. 2 years. fucked up man. he passed up a 3 month jail sentence in may. damn if i had the option i'd say none of the above...or the the third rail on the subway line.
- Michael: Word??!!?!!?!? Why the fuck are we wasting tax dollars by locking this dude up that long? This shit is insane! He's obviously not a predator. if they want to punish him, put his ass in a halfway house and make him clean schools for a year or something. We get to pay 45k for the next 2 years to lock this dude up with a bunch of animals and then what...
- Me: Oh wait! Clean schools and be around those nigglets again? oh f-ck it then. take me to jail.
Posted August 20, 2009 at 11:46am
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Niggerdom Chapter 2: Verse 3
- Michael: A black man boy in Throgs Neck is sitting in Dunkin Donuts talking with his girl, who is here with her son who's about 10. The man boy is talking only to his girl. They talk about a friend of theirs who's dating a jealous and controlling woman. The young boy doesn't participate in the conversation, but I can see his impressionable young mind picking up the art of using the word "bitch," and how to avoid jail time (spoken about with an oh so sad hint of romanticism) for doing something rash in response to a girls jealous fit. We still is brother, we still is...
- Me: It's the romanticism of jail part that I am still grappling with in a fetal position through the humid streets of Philly and it's placenta of unbridled niggerdom that rings louder than the liberty bell in " old city " reminding me that niggerdom is never old in fact it was, is and always will be...
- Michael: Word! Oh my god that was beautiful, we need to write a fuckin book of this stuff man. Call it "Is we? Reflections on niggerdom and self-hatred in the land of the free and the home of the slave"
- Me: Yah, Bill Cosby would be soooo proud of us...!
Posted August 19, 2009 at 4:45pm
